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Hello, I am 30 year-old male and have been having a little problem for the last 18 years. Every time I try to pee in the morning I end up soaking the ceiling, or choking. Finally after taking out the smoke alarm for the third time, I decided to see a doctor and was advised that a healthy female of breeding age is the solution to my problems. After making inquiries as to why and how, I was given a brochure to read. As soon as I started reading it, that “morning feeling” came over me... Thankfully the clinic had an eyewash station... 

If you’re a woman who can help me with my problem, please contact me forthwith. 

I am a good dancer. 

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